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Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"I can tell he likes me because he keeps butt-dialing me."

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

parrot can't stand small squawk

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."

"Don't blame me,lady - that's where your husband told me to put it."

'Someone here wants to listen to you,Doris!'

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"I've used the "Call of the Wild" excuse to escape for a few days: my mother-in-law is visiting..."

'What did you get him?'