Canine Catechist Pillows

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"I lost the groove."

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

"Okay, who's purring?"

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Good Dog!

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

"Enough with the drama."

"The question should be, do PEOPLE go to heaven?"

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

Oh, jeez, I should remember this guy! How do I sniff him without him knowing I'm sniffing him?

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."