Canine Catechist Pillows

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"I lost the groove."

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

"Okay, who's purring?"

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Good Dog!

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

"The question should be, do PEOPLE go to heaven?"

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"Enough with the drama."