Canine Butler Enthusiast Mugs

"I trust everything is to your satisfaction, sir."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Dog on a Shelf.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"He ran out of pee."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Bruno, sit."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."