Canine Butler Enthusiast Prints

"I trust everything is to your satisfaction, sir."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog on a Shelf.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"He ran out of pee."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Bruno, sit."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Gesundheit!"

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