Canine Actors Pillows

"Mum, I got the job!"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Drama Llama

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"And here are today's categories...."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Accepting for..."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

Janet Leigh

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

Father Christmas.

Covid Masks

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

'So do I get the job or not?'

Dachshund Yoga

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'