Canine Acoustics Appreciator Pillows

"You're right, you can hear the ocean."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Laboratory Retriever

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

'I said point, not poke!'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

David Attenborough

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

Art Pets

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

Rhino bird in the rain

"HOWL!"

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"I need you to honk."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

It was his final wish.

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!