Cane Navigator Gifts

'Keep walking towards the light. . .Oh, I'm sorry, step forward about twenty paces.'

The fate of the emigrant

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Business Duck

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

Reality Bites