Candymaker Gifts

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

How Piñatas Are Born

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'Imagine that in gummi!'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Building a gingerbread house

Piñata Walk

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."