Candy Gobbler Mugs

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The Main Types of Cheese

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

Whale Piñata.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."