Candy Gobbler Prints

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The Main Types of Cheese

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'This place is really classy. They bring the microwave right to your table!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'House wine?'

Whale Piñata.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Fresh ground anti-depressants?"

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Dave's Hamburger Shop