Candy Crafting Gifts

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Rocking horse

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Doughnut Making

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'