Candlelit Dinner Dreamers Pillows

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

The Bare Minimum

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Isn't this romantic?'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Unguided imagery

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

Expectations vs. reality

Candlelit dinner.

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

"What are you doing?!"

"This place caters to workaholics."

'I'd like a table by the widow.'

"What's the occasion? Candles, wine, that fancy dress? It's not like today's our anniv....oops!"

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

'The last candlelit supper we had was when they cut the power off.'