Cancer Survivor Anniversary Pillows

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Pearly King and Queen

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"OK, now what?"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Pole Dancing on the Chemo Ward.

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

Ladies in pink, thank you.

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

'If he's forgotten my birthday again, he can cook his own supper!'

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'