Cancer Prevention Gifts

Kyleen's SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.

"Our war is against cancer."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Distance to avoid contagion

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Preventive medicine.

Zika global alert

Female chemotherapy warrior.

AIDS prevention

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

Clean the World.

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Flu Shot

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Now wash your hands.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

A light after vaccination

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."