Canal Boating Prints

Rural Thug

'Reg, check on Mother please. She's gone very quiet in the toilet...'

'A black eye? Let me tell you about the time I was hit by a flying windlass...'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

"The hyenas started it."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Do you mind?"

Build a Raft

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

A vampire in a canoe.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Fish hunting for men.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Boat wedding.

Fishing with God

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.