Canadian Spirit Gifts

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

For services to Tourism. . .

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Justin Drew Bieber

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

Bad Dog

Born to be Wild

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

Large bear population in Canada.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Makes me feel young again!

Trike lowrider

Shoal of Fish following Shark

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

Old Aged Punks

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'Dek, my coco results came back positive.'

I love gymnastics

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'Grand Opera retirement home'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Maybe it's still alive."

Bernier & Couillard: Let's roll Julie. They just don't understand our love!