Canadian Spirit Gifts

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

For services to Tourism. . .

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

Born to be Wild

Bad Dog

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Large bear population in Canada.

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Makes me feel young again!

Trike lowrider

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

Shoal of Fish following Shark

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'Dek, my coco results came back positive.'

Old Aged Punks

I love gymnastics

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'Grand Opera retirement home'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Maybe it's still alive."

Bernier & Couillard: Let's roll Julie. They just don't understand our love!

'I used to be married but now I just have a motorcycle.'