Canada Curious Mugs

Canada heatwave

The Governor-General settles in.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Hair Crop Circle

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Do Guns Kill?

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Punch Initials - O

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

God hounded by the media.

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

Mobile.

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

'I'm going on a fact-finding mission at great personal risk to a land of strange beliefs and alarming rituals. It's called 'beyond the beltway.''

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'The central processing unit is on strike. How does one negoitate with a central processing unit?'

"Even here in Tibet?"