Canada Curious Prints

Canada heatwave

The Governor-General settles in.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

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"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Do Guns Kill?

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

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"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

God hounded by the media.

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Mobile.

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"

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