Campus Observer Pillows

'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'In general, do the right thing.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Universidad

Campus Map: Philosophy Department

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."