Campus Observer Pillows

'It's quite depressing really: The students have better cars than we have...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'In general, do the right thing.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

A man sitting in the grass reading

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

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