Campus Dreamer T-Shirts

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Serenading

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'