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Bear outdoor toilet!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

The segway RV.

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"I don't like roughing it..."

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"