Campervan Fans Pillows

Dog retirement in Florida.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Sunblock

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

"Found meat is income."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"I hate crowded parks!"