Campervan Fans Gifts

Dog retirement in Florida.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Sunblock

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Found meat is income."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?