Glamping Fans Pillows

The segway RV.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

public toilet in the woods

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Rustic Campgrounds.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Bear outdoor toilet!

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

'Amazing how much stuff modern campers bring with them.'

Too posh to wash...

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'I don't like roughing it...'