Campfire Song Collector Pillows

"I used to like to sing... but it was mostly with the Glee club."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'The Torch Holder'.

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Campground Conductor

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Have food. Need toilet paper

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

My Musical Influences

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"I couldn't make a fire, but after rubbing sticks so long, I'm not cold anymore!"

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Accountants around the campfire.

Bull chasing campers, "You and your camping holidays for fresh air and excersize!"

"Once we get the hang of this let's never come back here again."

'Sorry, absolutely no Bach packers!'

Zombie Camping Menu Planning

"We've decided to try role-swapping."

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'Meat again! That's the last dinosaur I kill.'