Campfire Convo Lover Pillows

'Pure logic: Men are afraid of us but not of fire, so, why should we be afraid of fire?'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Scouts made this for me

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."