Campfire Party Goer Prints

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Desert Island BBQ

The Brothers Grime

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Harsh Mellows.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

Redhead

Carioca

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

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Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Aperitif?"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Down on Bourbon Street...