Campfire Party Goer Mugs

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Desert Island BBQ

The Brothers Grime

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Harsh Mellows.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Roasting the Moneybox

'The Torch Holder'.

Redhead

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."