Campfire Captains Prints

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Desert Island BBQ

The Brothers Grime

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Harsh Mellows.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Holiday Supplies

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Roasting the Moneybox

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Campground Conductor

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Nobody likes a smore loser

Pizza Rescue.

Creepy Camp Stories.

Cannibal recipes.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Is the fire included?'

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'