Camper's Comrade T-Shirts

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Bear Recycling.

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Genius Bar

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Mountain escalator.

Ants watching human invasion.

Accountants around the campfire.

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"