Campaign Trail Comic Pillows

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Donald Trump

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Race to the presidency.

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

"Slogan."

Campaign 2010.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Trump Campaign Funding

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

"I'm running for congress to be a media celebrity. If you want a legislator, vote for a lobbyist!"

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

Independents still undecided.

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

Obama's favorite potato chips.

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

Election to-do list

"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

"And now... we nap."

VOTE, 'I'm here to tell you what you want to hear....'

I have heard all the Republican candidates voice their views and positions...and heard them all tell the sad and sorry truth about each other...'

Tchump vs. Canuck

Ken Livingstone

'This running for political office...won't this alienate my base?'

A man cleans up the mud slung at Hillary Clinton.