Campaign Satirist Pillows

Policlicks.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"We won!"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Kritik's Korner

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Trump leaving

The americanisation of vulture.