Campaign Nerd Mugs

Gordon Brown.

Turkish Democracy

'The recession is over, again.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

Tony Blair

Transgender Bathroom Debate

EU - Constitution

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Victim of Sequestration!

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Messenger Pigeons

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."