Election Nerd Mugs

Every Vote Counts, Unless You Mean "Every Vote" Actually

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Were you a racist who supported Hillary, or a sexist who supported Obama?'

"Good boy."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Political convention

Turkish Democracy

An informed voter is a good voter

Harry S. Truman

'The recession is over, again.'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Rock and a Hard Place

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Joe Biden

Honest Voting Stickers

Election 2020

2016 election squabbles!

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.