Camouflage Buff T-Shirts

'Now that's what I call camouflage. My dog can't even find me.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"I'm in disguise."

Milkin' Impossible

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Camouflage Unit

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

'He went that way, quick!'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...