Camouflage Buff T-Shirts

'Now that's what I call camouflage. My dog can't even find me.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

Milkin' Impossible

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Camouflage Unit

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

'He went that way, quick!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'