Camera-ready Queen T-Shirts

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Clubbing

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

High School Prom Expenses

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"It makes me feel better about myself."

Rapunzel on prom night.

'A moral dilemma? Tell me more, more. I adore more.'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Krazee dancer yeah!

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

"Don't tell me you're JEALOUS,darling?"

Beauty Time

"Let's try Mars. The machines have already taken over here."

Chatterbox Podium

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Cracks in the commode have made for wee-wee leaks.'

'Usually, elevator music isn't that catchy...'

LUNCH TIME!

'She's in here, toasting her date.'

"It's safe to go out now -- the paparazzi are all following Lady Godiva."