Camera Critic Mugs

"If you're not doing anything wrong, there's nothing to worry about."

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

Sign near diet foods reminds lady video cameras (CCTV) add pounds.

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'It was great. I hated it.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

The Beard in the Stone

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

The Da Vinci Cod

Little Red Riding Carpet

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