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Donald Trump on his phone

Giraffe Selfie

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

You're the olive in my martini

"Swing me with your words."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Modern day mirror.

"They also mocked Galileo..."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Internet dating

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Gymnastic Scores.

"Watch out for that Sean Gilhooley. He French-Kissed the Blarney Stone!"

"There's just something about a smooth-talking 80-something I can't resist."

"A charm offensive—why didn't I think of that?"