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Donald Trump on his phone

Giraffe Selfie

You're the olive in my martini

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

"Swing me with your words."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Man Ray

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Modern day mirror.

"They also mocked Galileo..."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

Oh, hey, want me to take that?

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Internet dating

"The award for best wildlife photograph without a telephoto lens goes to the late--"

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Gymnastic Scores.

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

'She's going to be a TV presenter.'