Camel With A Brush Pillows

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Monkey-artist

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Mohammad's motors

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'Camel'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Ship in a Bottle

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

'So we meet again...'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"I call this one 'dream'..."

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

"I think I've got hump envy!"

Camels hump is actually a water dispenser tank

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''