Storyteller With A Brush Pillows

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Monkey-artist

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Baby Bear.

Reading

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Mephistopheles

Men dancing

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

The Battle of the Pictures.

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Snow white and the aliens.

My Prince.

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

Don Giovanni

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'