Brush-wielding Visionary Pillows

Monkey-artist

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

This Cave Updated Daily.

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Painter's muse

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Rationalization

'That brush - how many dpi?'

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

Artist

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

The Bored Impressionist

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

The Rebel Donny Yuma

Sandcastles in the rain

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. II - Artists being critical of each other's work

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

The self-portrait.

Swiss Army General

"Paint something nice."