Camel Jockey Gifts

Never try to ride a camel while drunk...

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Rocking Horse

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Horse racing puns

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Sporting maladies.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'I'm really thirsty.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Sporting maladies.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."