Camel Jockey Gifts

Never try to ride a camel while drunk...

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

Rocking Horse

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Horse racing puns

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Sporting maladies.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Bedouin & Breakfast.

Sporting maladies.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."