Camcorder Loving Kid Gifts

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Candid Camera store.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Could you repeat that word?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"It's a mobile."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'All good things must come to an end.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Children's imagination

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."