Camaraderie Captain Gifts

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

'His strength lies in organizing office pools.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

The Reaper's Arms

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

I drive, therefore I am.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Join me in a beer?

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Australian stress counselling.

Party Scene

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

I'm late. Nothing you can say will convince me to drive you to school. O.K. Slam!

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

New Year Party.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just found more fat friends?'

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

"The golden rule in sport is to start with a hand shake."

Fishermen and heron in pub

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

Rock Climber

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'