Camaraderie Seekers Gifts

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Men meeting on the roof for a crafty drink, away from the women

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The Reaper's Arms

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Join me in a beer?

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Restraining orders from the stars.

The Great Sarcasmo

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'