Camaraderie Captain Prints

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

'His strength lies in organizing office pools.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

The Reaper's Arms

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

I drive, therefore I am.

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Join me in a beer?

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Australian stress counselling.

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

Party Scene

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

New Year Party.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just found more fat friends?'

Fishermen and heron in pub

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

Rock Climber

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

"The golden rule in sport is to start with a hand shake."

"Despite the promises of our capitalist progenitors, I'm not finding deep joy in my work. I'd prefer to just hang with my buds."

'And for dessert I'd recommend this affordable vintage called Chateau Coup de Grace.'