Calorie Detective Mugs

Start their day with a smile—our calorie detective mugs feature witty quotes and playful designs that make calorie counting a little more fun for food lovers and health enthusiasts alike.

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"The figure to the right is the number of crunches you'll need to do to work off the gut that meal will give you."

"The figure to the right is the number of crunches you'll need to do to work off the gut that meal will give you." mockup

"The figure to the right is the number of crunches you'll need to do to work off the gut that meal will give you."

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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'Like death by salad.'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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Critisize your weight.

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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Honest Vending

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.' mockup

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

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Secretive Weigh In.

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.' mockup

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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'Diet considerations.'

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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.' mockup

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

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'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.' mockup

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains." mockup

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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Attack of the 'health' foods

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.' mockup

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

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Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court). mockup

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.' mockup

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

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'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?' mockup

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

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"I can't have anything that's a food." mockup

"I can't have anything that's a food."

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Calorie Detective Mugs Collection

Calorie Detective Pillows

Check out our calorie detective pillows—cosy, funny, and perfect for adding a dash of humor to your favorite space.

Calorie Detective Prints

Browse our calorie detective prints and bring some witty charm to your walls—ideal for kitchens, gyms, or food corners.

Calorie Detective T-Shirts

Discover our calorie detective t-shirts—great for making a playful statement whether at the gym, the grocery store, or lounging at home.