Calming Techniques Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - Larry needed time to get his head together

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

Relax.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Amongst the rush.

Sea of Tranquillity

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

Counting Sheep

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."