Wordilly Durdillies - Larry needed time to get his head together
Calming Techniques Gifts
Looking for gifts that inspire calm and relaxation? Our collection celebrates peaceful moments with charming, funny products designed to remind loved ones to breathe, relax, and enjoy serenity amidst life's hustle. From cozy pillows to uplifting prints, these items transform stress into smiles and tranquility into a daily ritual.
Bite out of fishing pier.
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
"If it were painful, could I do this?"
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'
Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.
"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."
"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"
'Please join me now in a group meditation.'
"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."
Relax.
You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.
"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."
'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'
Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.
"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."
Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness
"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."
'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'
Amongst the rush.
Sea of Tranquillity
He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.
"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."
'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'
'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'
Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.
CBD Oil for Neurotics
"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"
Counting Sheep
"My master has built himself a "Zen Garden"! Now, I'm the one who's stressed as I'm not allowed in the garden anymore..."
"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"
'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'
Calming Techniques Gifts Collection
Calming Techniques Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs with calming and humorous messages that turn every coffee break into a moment of peace.
Calming Techniques Pillows
Discover our calming pillows that add a cozy, tranquil touch to relaxation spaces with inspiring and humorous designs.
Calming Techniques Prints
Browse our calming prints to inspire mindfulness and peaceful living, adding serenity and humor to your or loved ones’ walls.
Calming Techniques T-Shirts
Check out our calming techniques t-shirts—perfect for spreading serene vibes and personal mindfulness with a witty twist.