Calligraphers Mugs

No Calligraphers

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"With Benjamin, the numbers are still terrible, but the calligraphy is breathtaking."

'You actually took a pen and wrote a letter? Doesn't that, like, screw up your hand or something?'

"Meet the scribe"

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

'Spell checker!'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Roget's Pet

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Well la de da. . .

Dip Pen

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Graffiti Forever!

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.