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Veterans of Cursive Writing

"With Benjamin, the numbers are still terrible, but the calligraphy is breathtaking."

'You actually took a pen and wrote a letter? Doesn't that, like, screw up your hand or something?'

"Meet the scribe"

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"It's a play on words."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Spell checker!'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

"I've just invented the question mark."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Roget's Pet

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Well la de da. . .

Dip Pen

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Graffiti Forever!

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!